Some of you readers know that my husband and I have recently invested in some property in North Carolina. Since I haven't even seen it yet, I am relieving my anxiety by tormenting him. Here's a poem.
Stopping by Woods on a Cyber Excursion
with apologies to Robert Frost, of course
Whose woods these are I think you know.
There is no road or house here though.
Pat hopes some day you'll all stop here
To watch these woods fill up with snow.
His little wife thinks it is queer
To buy without a cabin near;
It's just a woods--there is no lake--
There could be snakes or even bear!
Pat gives his mobile phone a shake
There's one more deal he has to make--
To dig a road and dig it cheap
So this land won't be a big mistake.
Yes, the woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But we'll be building roads so steep
We've work to do before we sleep.
We've work to do before we sleep.